I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
