they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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