Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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