you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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