it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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