At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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