You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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