I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I didn't shave. On purpose
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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