Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
