I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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