Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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