no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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