she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm way too hungover for life right now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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