dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
