So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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