We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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