I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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