Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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