why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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