Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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