Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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