quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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