I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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