Need sex. Gaining weight.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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