you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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