its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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