Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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