Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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