everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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