i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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