i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
her facebook's as public as her vagina
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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