so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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