And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
