oh god the rape fog is back!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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