I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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