idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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