Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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