is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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