I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
