so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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