Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
