I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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