so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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