yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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