he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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