I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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