I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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