Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want to make out with him forever
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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