You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize