just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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