When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
