sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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