Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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