He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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