just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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