i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
